Now We Are 60

When I was one,
I was hardly much fun,

When I was ten,
I could barely hold a pen,

When I was twenty
I thought I had plenty,

When I was thirty,
I was still flirty,

When I was forty,
I got quite snorty,

When I was fifty,
I became thrifty,

But now that I’m sixty,
I’m more bitchy than clever,

So I think I’ll be a bitch,
Forever and ever.

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