When I was one,
I was hardly much fun,
When I was ten,
I could barely hold a pen,
When I was twenty
I thought I had plenty,
When I was thirty,
I was still flirty,
When I was forty,
I got quite snorty,
When I was fifty,
I became thrifty,
But now that I’m sixty,
I’m more bitchy than clever,
So I think I’ll be a bitch,
Forever and ever.